You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?
Alonzo BoddenThey sold me a duvet cover, and I don't have a duvet, I don't think. Then, they started treating me like I'm the idiot. They're like, 'Do you have a comforter?' 'Yeah.' 'Well, you have to protect it!' I had no idea it was under attack.
Alonzo BoddenI wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.
Alonzo BoddenI don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
Alonzo Bodden