I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don't want to take their grief and so I try to do something to kind of throw them off or put them on the defensive, even if I don't know what I'm talking about
Alton BrownIf there's something I feel certain of, it is that we're not very aware of each other and that's largely because of social media.
Alton Brown