Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs.

Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

I'm prickly. I fuss over every single detail.

Racism. It's ugly. Even in tubers.

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

What tends to happen is that people will go - they've got hot broth, you know, they've added some liquid to their drippings, they've brought that up to heat. And then they try to add in a big clump of just kind of a handful of flour, and of course, it turns into library paste.