I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through my efforts to attract the opposite sex, I found that not only did cooking work, but that it was actually fun.

Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.'

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

I feel a strong wakeup call and need to build social connections.

There are no bad foods, only bad food habits.

All that [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.

I'm prickly. I fuss over every single detail.