The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.

LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used ... as a counterpoise to an argument of such weight that it turns the scale of debate the wrong way. An interesting fact in the chemistry of international controversy is that at the point of contact of two patriotisms lead is precipitated in great quantities.

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.

MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.