The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.

A man is the sum of his ancestors; to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves.

Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.

COMPULSION, n. The eloquence of power.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.