Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

Acquaintance: "A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.

Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.