Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

Scriptures - The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.

KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.

Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.

Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.