Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .

Clarinet n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.

Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.