The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

HEART, n. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments . . . . It is now known that sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid.

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

ENVY, n. Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.