REVOLUTION, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. . . . the substitution of the rule of an Administration for that of a Ministry, whereby the welfare and happiness of the people were advanced a full half-inch.

An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.

PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.

PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.