Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.

REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.