Habit: A shackle for the free.
Platitude: All that is mortal of a departed truth.
YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.
UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.
STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.