EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends.
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
Example is better than following it.
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
Conversation: A fair for the display of the minor mental commodities, each exhibitor being too intent upon the arrangement of his own wares to observe those of his neighbor.
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.