Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.

NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.

LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist now knows to haunt the heart were anciently believed to infest the liver; and even Gascoygne, speaking of the emotional side of human nature, calls it "our hepaticall parte." It was at one time considered the seat of life; hence its name- liver, the thing we live with.