CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine of an incessant warfare between Good and Evil. When Good gave up the fight the Persians joined the victorious Opposition.

Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.