CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

SARCOPHAGUS, n. Among the Greeks a coffin which being made of a certain kind of carnivorous stone, had the peculiar property of devouring the body placed in it.

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.

He laughs best who laughs least.