LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist now knows to haunt the heart were anciently believed to infest the liver; and even Gascoygne, speaking of the emotional side of human nature, calls it "our hepaticall parte." It was at one time considered the seat of life; hence its name- liver, the thing we live with.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.