MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.

Idiot - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.