LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.
COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his nose [in Europe], followed it to Massachusetts, where he could personate God according to the dictates of his conscience.
BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.
You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.