MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another - usually about as many times as it can be got there.

INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.

The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.