RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.

DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

Doubt is the father of invention.

Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.