RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.
HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.