The place whereon the priest formerly raveled out the small intestine of the sacrificial victim for purposes of divination and cooked its flesh for the gods. The word is now seldom used, except with reference to the sacrifice of their liberty and peace by a male and a female fool.

PASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.

A modern school where football is taught.

Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.

A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.