The place whereon the priest formerly raveled out the small intestine of the sacrificial victim for purposes of divination and cooked its flesh for the gods. The word is now seldom used, except with reference to the sacrifice of their liberty and peace by a male and a female fool.

Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.