The place whereon the priest formerly raveled out the small intestine of the sacrificial victim for purposes of divination and cooked its flesh for the gods. The word is now seldom used, except with reference to the sacrifice of their liberty and peace by a male and a female fool.

PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection; thine own is open at thy feet.

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

RADICALISM, n. The conservatism of to-morrow injected into the affairs of to-day.

Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.