Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.
ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it.
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our bedfellow Death, and cry: "O fudge!"