Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.

Abnormal, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.

Crowned with leaves of the laurel. In England the Poet Laureate is an officer of the sovereign's court, acting as dancing skeleton at every royal feast and singing-mute at every royal funeral.

TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

SPOOKER, n. A writer whose imagination concerns itself with supernatural phenomena, especially in the doings of spooks.