Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.

EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.

RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.

PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his nose [in Europe], followed it to Massachusetts, where he could personate God according to the dictates of his conscience.

FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.