CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?
PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.
Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.
R.I.P. A careless abbreviation of "requiescat in pace", attesting to indolent goodwill to the dead. According to the learned Dr. Drigge, however, the letters originally meant nothing more than "reductus in pulvis".