TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Advice, the smallest current coin.
A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.
HOMลOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.