POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.
RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.