TZETZE (or TSETSE) FLY, n. An African insect ("Glossina morsitans") whose bite is commonly regarded as nature's most efficacious remedy for insomnia, though some patients prefer that of the American novelist ("Mendax interminabilis").

An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.

IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral.

Dictionary: a malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic

You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

Genius - to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.

HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.