FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.

Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership and control is the foundation of modern society, and is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.