I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.