I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.

What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.

Doubt is the father of invention.

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.