TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

OWE, v. To have (and to hold) a debt. The word formerly signified not indebtedness, but possession; it meant "own," and in the minds of debtors there is still a good deal of confusion between assets and liabilities.

Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.

International arbitration may be defined as the substitution of many burning questions for a smoldering one