TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

A trite popular saying, or proverb. (Figurative and colloquial.) So called because it makes its way into a wooden head. Following are examples of old saws fitted with new teeth.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.