HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science. To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not.

Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.

Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense.

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.