HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science. To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not.

Children who have proven themselves to be incorrigible by the age of twelve should be quickly and quietly beheaded, lest they grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate the likeness of their being.

Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.

HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.