The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.
IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.
Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.