Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish it.

I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.

Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

A penny saved is a penny to squander.