Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.