HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

INADMISSIBLE- Not competent to be considered. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible ... but there is no religion in the world that has any other basis than hearsay evidence.

Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

Epitaph: An inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

Advice, the smallest current coin.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.