MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.
SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death.
PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.
Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.