Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent.

UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

REVIEW, v.t. To set your wisdom (holding not a doubt of it./ Although in truth there's neither bone nor skin to it)/ At work upon a book, and so read out of it/ The qualities that you have first read into it.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

I think I think, therefore I think I am.