Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances . . . the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind.

TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.