Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

Book - Learning : The dunce's derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.

RETRIBUTION, n. A rain of fire-and-brimstone that falls alike upon the just and such of the unjust as have not procured shelter by evicting them.

FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.

Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.