COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

OBLIVION, n. The state or condition in which the wicked cease from struggling and the dreary are at rest. Fame's eternal dumping ground.

FORCE, n. "Force is but might," the teacher said p/ "That definition's just."/ The boy said naught but throught instead,/ Remembering his pounded head:/ "Force is not might but must!"

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.

LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.