DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.
An appellate court which reverses the judgment of a popular author's contemporaries, the appellant being his obscure competitor.
TRUCE, n. Friendship.
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.