IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

Advice, the smallest current coin.

MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.

MAGNITUDE, n. Size [that is] purely relative. If everything in the universe were increased 1,000 diameters nothing would be any larger than it was before, but if one thing remain unchanged all the others would be larger than they had been.

LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.