True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

ART, n. This word has no definition. Its origin is related by the ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape as "One day a wag - what would the wretch be at? Shifted a letter of the cipher RAT, And said it was a god's name! . . ."

A person of greater enterprise than discretion, who in embracing an opportunity has formed an unfortunate attachment.

TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.