True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

SCRAP-BOOK, n. A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves or employ others to collect.

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.

IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral.

EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.