In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.

The place whereon the priest formerly raveled out the small intestine of the sacrificial victim for purposes of divination and cooked its flesh for the gods. The word is now seldom used, except with reference to the sacrifice of their liberty and peace by a male and a female fool.

IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.