According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.

When in Rome, do as Rome does.

MUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.

PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.