According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.

PICKANINNY, n. The young of the "Procyanthropos", or "Americanus dominans". It is small, black and charged with political fatalities.

STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue.

Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.

A short story padded. A species of composition bearing the same relation to literature that the panorama bears to art. As it is too long to be read at a sitting the impressions made by its successive parts are successively effaced, as in the pa

Hurry n: The dispatch of bunglers.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.