Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.
A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.
INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.