The other day I was playing Scrabble. I saw that I could close the space in D-E- -Y. I had an N and an F. Which do you think I chose? What was the word I made?

A five-hour flight works out to three days and nights on land, by rail, from sea to shining sea. You can chalk off the hours on the back of the seat ahead. But seventy-some hours will not seem so long to you if you tell yourself first: This is where I am going to be for the rest of my natural life.

For peace of mind, I will lie about any thing at any time.

I think you would like Warren. He drinks Courvoisier in a Coke can, and has a laugh like you'd find in a cartoon bubble.

The only time the word baby doesn't scare me is the time that it should, when it is what a man calls me.

Just once in my life--oh, when have I ever wanted anything just once in my life?

I exaggerated even before I began to exaggerate, because it's true — nothing is ever quite as bad as it could be.