Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony.

Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do it.

I like hard work and I don’t like pretending things are perfect.

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

Whenever I read stories of people doing huge pranks on set, all I think is, 'These people have too much time on their hands.' Besides, I don't want to make some poor assistant clean up someone's trailer after I've filled it with, say, Cadbury eggs. See? I can't even think of a good prank.

Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.

You never know what's around the corner unless you peek. Hold someone's hand while you do it. You will feel less scared.