New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center.

Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony.

I find my relationships at 40-plus are really emulsified, juicy relationships because you have more of a sense of who you are and who you want to be around.

Anger and embarrassment are often neighbors.

I want to be around people who dream and support and do things.

If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch.

As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly.