As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly.

Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used. And don't try to give me that nerd argument that your heart is a 'Batman' with a limited-edition silver bat-erang and therefore if it stays in its original packing it increases in value.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television.

Always remember your kid's name.

I think we should stop asking people in their 20s what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do. Instead of asking students to 'declare their major' we should ask students to 'list what they will do anything to avoid.' It just makes a lot more sense.

I think if you can dance and be free and not embarrassed, you can rule the world.