Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.

Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. . . . Your creativity is not a bad boyfriend. It is a really warm older Hispanic lady who has a beautiful laugh and loves to hug.

A bossy woman is someone to search out and celebrate. A bossy woman is someone who cares and commits and is a natural leader.

The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be.

Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun.

I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet.