If you do a scene and you really like a character in it or a premise in it to write it down and to work on it so that you can have five or six characters that you can pull out in an audition.

I used to say that I wanted to make great art with people I love. Now I have an addendum to that goal: to get things on the air.

I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you'll find most comedians want to do more serious stuff, most musicians want to be comedians, and most serious actors want to be musicians.

Sleep is out... tired is the new black.

I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life.

Shame makes people abandon their children and drink themselves to death. It also keeps us from true happiness. An apology is a glorious release.

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?