Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.
Amy PoehlerWe were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, 'Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've got a trash bag full of weed!'
Amy PoehlerListen. Say yes. Live in the moment. Make sure you play with people who have your back. Make big choices early and often.
Amy PoehlerI think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don't get to be on TV.
Amy PoehlerYour ability to navigate and tolerate change and its painful uncomfortablene ss directly correlates to your happiness and general well-being. See what I just did there? I saved you thousands of dollars on self-help books. If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier.
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