Be yourself! And then tell us about it! And then let's dance!

Listen. Say yes. Live in the moment. Make sure you play with people who have your back. Make big choices early and often.

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?

I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don't get to be on TV.

In the wake of newly-alleged prisoner abuse this week, Senator John McCain said that continued mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners is hurting the nation's image. Also hurting the nation's image: letting people drown when it rains.

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is the reason why we are alive, and I believe it extends our life by many years.