I have these meetings with really powerful men and they ask me all the time, 'Where are your kids? Are your kids here?'โIt's such a weird question. Never in a million years do I ask guys where their kids are. It would be comparable to me going to a guy, 'Do you feel like you see your kids enough?'
Amy PoehlerThat is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.'
Amy PoehlerShame makes people abandon their children and drink themselves to death. It also keeps us from true happiness. An apology is a glorious release.
Amy PoehlerIf you can speak about what you care about to a person you disagree with without denigrating them or insulting them, then you may actually be heard.
Amy PoehlerIt likes it when you donโt depend on it. It will reward you every time you donโt act needy. It will chase you if you act like other things (passion, friendship, family, longevity) are more important to you. If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.
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