I think we should stop asking people in their 20s what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do. Instead of asking students to 'declare their major' we should ask students to 'list what they will do anything to avoid.' It just makes a lot more sense.
Amy PoehlerThe minute anyone makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.
Amy PoehlerShame makes people abandon their children and drink themselves to death. It also keeps us from true happiness. An apology is a glorious release.
Amy PoehlerYou have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look.
Amy PoehlerIt likes it when you donโt depend on it. It will reward you every time you donโt act needy. It will chase you if you act like other things (passion, friendship, family, longevity) are more important to you. If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.
Amy Poehler