I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his hand on my chest and tells me boring stories. On one of our first nights together I woke up apologizing for my snoring and he pulled out two earplugs he had worn to bed so he could hear what I was saying.
Amy PoehlerStop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive.
Amy Poehler