I think we should stop asking people in their 20s what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do. Instead of asking students to 'declare their major' we should ask students to 'list what they will do anything to avoid.' It just makes a lot more sense.

I believe great people do things before they are ready.

The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

You learn early as an actor that creating your own material is the only way to have any control.

If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch.

If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.