Other people are not medicine.

If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch.

Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television.

I like hard work and I don’t like pretending things are perfect.

In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out with people you don't know very well and play Ping-Pong all night. It's bad for almost everything else.

We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, 'Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've got a trash bag full of weed!'

Ignore what other people think. Most people aren’t even paying attention to you.