You have to remember that goodbyes are temporary because no one ever really leaves and nothing lasts forever. People are always with us, because they are in our hearts and in our memory. The only thing we can depend on is change... Life is just a series of moments -- a string of pearls that make up the necklace of your life and so every once in a while, to complete the circle, you need to end a chapter.

It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you.

If you can speak about what you care about to a person you disagree with without denigrating them or insulting them, then you may actually be heard.

Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.

It's very hard to watch comedy for me, when I'm doing a comedy show, because I either watch a show and I love it, and I'm jealous, or I watch a show and I see all the problems with it, and I'm angry that I watched it.

Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. . . . Your creativity is not a bad boyfriend. It is a really warm older Hispanic lady who has a beautiful laugh and loves to hug.

The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be.