To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

I completely identify as female, believe it or not.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

I want to keep working really hard at getting better at stand-up and touring, and I can't imagine a time when I won't want to do that. But, who knows?

The way that these girls keep themselves skinny is awful, isn't it? By vomiting or using hard drugs - which I can't afford.

I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead, they just play songs off their new album!

I'm not extra sensitive to handshakes. I shake hands all the time.