To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

I want to keep working really hard at getting better at stand-up and touring, and I can't imagine a time when I won't want to do that. But, who knows?

You shoot saltwater in your ass?

Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'

I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque.