Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.
Amy SchumerHe was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.
Amy SchumerI don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naรฏvetรฉ, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.
Amy SchumerI may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I'm at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.
Amy Schumer