Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

I feel like you know what you're going to be good at when you're older based on what you like when you're younger. When I was younger my best friend was Tony, this kid Tony, and he loved rocks. He was always playing with rocks, counting them, and now he's a crack head.

You know what they say: 'Once you go black, your parents don't talk to you anymore.

I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead, they just play songs off their new album!

I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.