Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am definitely the first comedian in my family.

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.