I've done some things I'm embarrassed about, and I like to tell people about them so that maybe they feel less embarrassed or alone when they do something they're unsure about.
Amy SchumerNothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
Amy SchumerI don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.
Amy SchumerWhatever the joke is has to be funny, and not coming from a mean-spirited place. I think some things are totally off limits. If someone's spouse died, or one of their children, I would never joke about that in a Roast situation. I don't have any aspirations towards writing any cancer jokes, and there's some stuff that I think is definitely taboo.
Amy Schumer