Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.
I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.
I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.
My mom's always saying really smart things... like, you probably heard this one, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?' Wish I'd listened to that one.
I want to make women laugh. I want to make them feel beautiful in their own skin. I want to empower them to use their voice and not apologize.