I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am definitely the first comedian in my family.

I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the pace I'm at, and I feel a responsibility to do that because of the women who have done it before me, and the ones who need to do it after me.

I just want to get the most money I can.

You know that show 'Teen Mom'? Or if you're from the South, 'Mom.

Let's all just follow the lead of Glamour, and join forces and lift each other up.