I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

My mom's always saying really smart things... like, you probably heard this one, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?' Wish I'd listened to that one.

You shoot saltwater in your ass?

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.