I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.

I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

I just want to get the most money I can.

Out of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone - you know, the director - she's like, 'He has this huge Asian fetish, and I find it totally offensive.' And I'm like, 'Why, Kwan? That sounds awesome.' She's like, 'I'm offended because I'm Asian.' And I was just like, 'Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't even notice that. I thought you were just really tired.

I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.